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Now that he has been accused of having a small penis, he simply needs to shut up

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When attempting to insult someone, make sure you are witty enough to have a good comeback to their hilarious retort.

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When someone has your phone number, be careful with your threats.

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Lesson: Playa, when leaving your cellphone around, don’t leave it where you mistress can get hold of it and reply to a text.

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Be careful when you text personal information.You never know what someone knows until you tell them.

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After all this little Mormon boy had to say, she had a great one line comeback. Wish we could see his response.

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This hilarious come back is spot on. If she breaks up with him and is now his ex, then going back with his ex could mean he is going back with her. Whew. That’s quite a tongue twister.

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If you bring up someone’s mom, be prepared for them to bring up yours. And you just won’t like that, will you?

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Some mother’s can be really funny, but it’s not funny when she zings you via text. Kudos to mom on this one.

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When you are trying to write a witty response make sure you know how to spell, especially if you are posing as a company such as AT&T.

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This hilarious come back is spot on. If she breaks up with him and is now his ex, then going back with his ex could mean he is going back with her. Whew. That’s quite a tongue twister.