1986 Authentic Sweater Dallas Cowboys- $170
As we enter the playoffs, support your team the way you used to; with these authentic 80’s sweaters from Mitchell and Ness. Because, you know, things were better then.
Salvaged Skateboards Craft Beer/Whiskey Barrel Cruiser Deck – $129
Recycle your ride with this skateboard deck salvaged from whiskey barrels used by Allagash brewery to age their craft beer.
Sosu Barrel-Aged Sriracha – $15
If you think that your hot sauce could use a little smoke, Sosu ages and ferments its sriracha in barrels to add a new and incredibly original flavor.
USA Zombie Safe Zone Print – $22
When (not if) the zombie apocalypse goes down, you won’t be able to Google your nearest safe zone. That’s why this map of every haven in the United States is a must-have.
Menu Champagne Sabre – $150
If you’re popping the cork on your bubbly, you’re doing it all wrong. Lop the cork off with one swipe with this modern stainless steel piece.
Upcycled Winchester Bullet Cufflinks- $35
These awesome cufflinks are made from genuine casings from 40 and 45 caliber bullets that were actually fired at a range.
Nice Underwear Doormat – $45
Looking to set the tone for a gathering at your place? Peep this doormat that will peep at your guests.
DrinkTanks Steel Growler – $69
Use this insulated growler to tote around a half-gallon of brew while keeping it cold, carbonated, and safe. Or, use the giant handle to use it as a stein and drink the whole half-gallon yourself. We won’t judge.
All-in-one Boxing Set – $40
Let out your frustration the healthy way on an inflatable punching ball instead of on that poor crossing guard who just won’t let you pass.
Cirrus SF50 Personal Jet – $2,000,000
A $2,000,000 starting point for anyone who wants to get into jetting. The 7-person craft is east to fly, has Sirius XM radio and a Garmin (for 2 mil, we’d hope so) and an incredible parachute system for the entire plane in case of catastrophic emergency.